Have you seen this hilarious poster yet? First thoughts that come to my mind, “EWWWWWWWWW!” and “This is so true.” People just don’t tell you about the diaper insanity before you pop your first kid out. I mean, why would they? They want you to join in on the fun with them, right?
Types of Diaper Loads (The Truth) – howtobeadad.com
What is your least favorite? I hate the squirrel tail. My daughter has that every single day. Why? Am I just incapable of putting on a diaper tight enough to hold it all in at the top? Sheesh. And the nuclear nugget? Holy smokes, that is one powerful little shit. We just had our first experience with that kind of poop today. For at least half an hour I couldn’t figure out where the poop smell was coming from, which kid. Was it a fart? Who farted? And what did they eat? Did someone poop on the floor? I did the finger down the back of the diaper peek about a half dozen times on my little one until I decided she must just be hiding a tiny, super smelly little piece in the very bottom. She was. Oh dear God, she was. I almost fainted while changing her diaper. That has never happened before. I am in two kids deep so that is really saying something. I flushed that sucker down the toilet and tried to wipe the disgust off my face but the memory is burned in my nostrils.
Did they miss any pooptacular jewels in their poster? Tell me about your baby’s crap!
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