I’m not quite sure who actually reads my page on a semi-recurring basis but I do get a funny list of what people type into various search engines when they happen to find my page. Sometimes the keywords can be funny. Other times the search terms can be a bit creepy, like the time I found someone searching for my full name followed by “boobs.” Somebody really wanted to see my boobs!

I guess I do have them (photos of my breasts) on a few of my posts but there are always babies attached to them…so, I’m not quite sure what that person was looking for.

Anyway, here is part of today’s list (and how many people searched):

Wow. Do I really write about breastfeeding that much? I guess so! The top search terms for my page all seem to be about that. And what are the strangest or creepiest search terms? Ones that made me wonder what people were thinking or just sound funny?

And what is himba sex?? I’m afraid to google it.

I am pleasing some pervs I guess. Here is my list of gross search terms, in no particular order:

breastfeeding hot nipple
sexy girls braste nippel showing (Ew)
teen breast feeding (I hope they found something informative, not for being gross.)
porn moms (I’m going to hope they were really just looking for Porn for New Moms)
usa.babes.boobs
jennifer love hewitt nipples
helen flanagan vagina
alessandra ambrosio pregnant naked
paala breastfeeding (oh yes, they looked for me!)
naked toddlers (Double ew.)
celebs in stripper shoes
model breastfeeding a pup (What?!)
angelina jolie pictures breastfeeding

Updated WTF ones:

“are there any videos of jessica simpson lactating?” (Ummm. Ummm. I don’t know what to say here.)
“hot girls 40 weeks pregnant nude pic” (someone likes pregnant chicks…)
“posters of alexander skarsgard naked” (I’d like to see that! No, he’s not naked anywhere on my page. Well, maybe sorta naked in those funny “porn for moms” posters. He has a sheet on!)
“does having an umbilical cord wrapped around your neck make you gay” (I have no idea but someone sure was interested.)
“sweet hot moms” (I’m going to pretend they were looking for me and take that as a compliment.)
What do these even mean??

feed my belly
baby bump + braces
is nicole kidman’s daughter faith from her egg
paa shoes
lungs for kids
parking car (someone really found my page from just typing that in??)

Maybe I will get some hits if I type in roosters. Or photos of roosters. Or put a rooster on it. Let me see if I get any clicks or clucks. (Terrible joke, forgive me.)

(Those are from a local farm near Fremont, in case you were wondering.)

And if I didn’t know what they were talking about, these would sound pretty strange…

santorum support virginia abortion insert
real boobs after breastfeeding
fat women using floral pants
movie stirrups scene rape
oreo areola
january jones nips
niplash
strange baby belly

Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate having any readers at all (thank you!!) but I can have a little chuckle at the funny ones, right?

How did you find my page? Are you a breastfeeding mama too?

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